At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
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I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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