I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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