woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
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I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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