am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
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I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
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I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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