Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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