i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
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No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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