OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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