oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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