We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
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When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
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don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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