at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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