there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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