i just wanna soil my oats bro
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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