He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
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Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
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I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
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