She's JV to your varsity
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Randomize
