Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Randomize
