Kiss
Puke
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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