You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize