I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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