That's intense
operation have a gay friend backfired
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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