so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I supernannyed him into submission
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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