ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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