If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
birth control should be required to get into college
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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