I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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