after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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