just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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