Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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