dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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