I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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