it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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