: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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