We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
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Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
The air was thick with penises
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I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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