Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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