So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
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I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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