I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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