i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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