id be glad to
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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