im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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