I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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