Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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