But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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