About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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