This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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