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i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
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Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
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He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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