My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
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Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
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He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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