I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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