You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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