Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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