In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
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She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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