Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
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Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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