Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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