Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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