Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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