plz talk dirty to me
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Acid is not a monday night drug
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
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After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
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