i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
you made out with another girl for some wings
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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