It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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