Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
they need to just BURY HIM!
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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