My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
vagina is talking i cant
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
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So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
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His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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